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There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love with it.
LOL FOREVER
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Olivia Wilde has lesbian superpowers.
LEA’S FACE. Dying. All three are seconds from pouncing (Lea is a toss-up between pouncing and fainting). Olivia is a demigod.
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Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't shit until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skill...s that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
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Tweet of the Day: Nickelback is back. Kindly advise me as to the whereabouts of your god.
[@michaelocc / h/t: wow.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr9u4n9sGq1qzpwi0o1_r1_500.jpg)
Tweet of the Day: Nickelback is back. Kindly advise me as to the whereabouts of your god.
[@michaelocc / h/t: wow.]
